Your Strange Phobias

[linny]

I have a phobia against Baby Sue

and by the way you keep calling us old, so there fore how can you expect to get presents from us when we have to live on a tiny pension, so you really can't blame us for not sending pressie's blame the Goverment.

Shouldn't you old people have planned for your futures? Don't you know it's wise to work through your life to save up a nest egg? I'm a baby and even I know that. My bank balance increases each month so that when I'm old and retired or fired I can pay my bills and have water and heat and a phone. If I ever reach your aged age I know I'll have enough money for luxuries like present giving, it’s exceedingly doubtful that I would give anyone young anything due to my highly selfish nature but I know I’ll have enough money to buy myself presents when all you oldies are long dead. We all have to plan ahead for such eventualities. I can't believe you haven't thought of me and my needs, I thought old people were supposed to be nice.

[linny]

Originally Posted by Sue

Shouldn't you old people have planned for your futures? Don't you know it's wise to work through your life to save up a nest egg? I'm a baby and even I know that. My bank balance increases each month so that when I'm old and retired or fired I can pay my bills and have water and heat and a phone. If I ever reach your aged age I know I'll have enough money for luxuries like present giving, it’s exceedingly doubtful that I would give anyone young anything due to my highly selfish nature but I know I’ll have enough money to buy myself presents when all you oldies are long dead. We all have to plan ahead for such eventualities. I can't believe you haven't thought of me and my needs, I thought old people were supposed to be nice.

Well my savings are excatly that mine to do as i please with and do not include sending pressies to demanding little babies.

When you first saw me playing you said you'd send me a present if I waited a while. I said that you'd go off me if you waited too long. I wish I was wrong. I want a present from you. Are you dead certain I can never get a present out of you Linny? I'm sure you have a bit of extra cash lying around even if you are of pension age. You've got to admit I am a little cute aren't I? I think it would give you great pleasure to send me something, Auntie Ela seems a happy old lady don't she? Giving is very stress relieving so I've been told. Go on...... you know you want to really.

[linny]

Originally Posted by Sue

When you first saw me playing you said you'd send me a present if I waited a while. I said that you'd go off me if you waited too long. I wish I was wrong. I want a present from you. Are you dead certain I can never get a present out of you Linny? I'm sure you have a bit of extra cash lying around even if you are of pension age. You've got to admit I am a little cute aren't I? I think it would give you great pleasure to send me something, Auntie Ela seems a happy old lady don't she? Giving is very stress relieving so I've been told. Go on...... you know you want to really.

Oh Sue...Sue your so young and have so much to learn, Yes your right I did say i would send you a pressie at the beginning, then you went away, and I forgot and now I have changed my mind, you see

1. I am not an old lady, and i really hate the fact that you assume I am
2. My 3 darling kids get priority over you (sorry thats the way it goes) they have manners and never demand anything oh Ok just my love
3. I would rather give my money to charity, like soccer aid or Haiti or tree-house etc

I think those reasons are good enough, but hey who knows when I get over my phobia of baby Sue, I just might be able to send her a pressie

[LilMiss]

Originally Posted by Sue

& I thought I was doing good at publising my need for presents off the elderly. I obviously will have to step up my efforts and beg far harder than I have been doing. I sure hope I become a moderator soon. On RWAP there was a way of sending mass emails out to members, if I become a mod here I want to make sure everyone who's set up an account here knows that I need to have presents and am really cute and deserving.




But baddies never die. They just pretend but they ain't really.

I heard that you want pressies...
Is that a pressie?A really cute photo of Rob:

source: viginmedia.com

Sweeney´s really dead,Sue.A little boy killed him,because he killed a good friend of him.He killed her because...Sorry,I don´t want to make you crying again.But he´s definately dead.That´s what I wanted to say.
(my friend cried,when he died)

I have a phobia of having my posts deleted.


I have a phobia of thinking I've posted things which aren't there and trying to determine in my unstable mind whether or not I'm crazy and imagining I say things or whether mods are just getting angry with me again and deleting things. & to what I said this time? Did I say something wrong? What could it have been? Who knows because it seems I never said it in the first place. On the bright side of things at least it's one less thing to get told off for if I never said it.

[Loula]

I have phobia about driving a car. For two, I have been trying to study for driving test, but I can't. I have panic when I'm going in a car, always I imagine will be an accident o similar something.

Do you have this fobia?

Yeah.


Bad Dad says he'll pay for me to have driving lessons cos he wants me to be able to clear out his house when he's dead cos Big Brother Chris will beat me to it cos he can drive and I can't. I don't want to drive for that reason so I refuse to take lessons. Meanie Mummy will just have to take me to his house instead.

I nearly chopped a tiny froglet in half last night with my snippers whilst cutting grass for my rodents. It was such a close call that I had to check it had all it’s feet. Hope I didn’t stand on any others whilst standing on the grass, I left as soon as I found that one. Almost stood on another on Monday night in my back yard, it jumped away a centimeters or two from my foot, it was just good luck I’d missed it. I’m going to feel suicidal if ever I come across a flat froglet in my yard cos I’ll know I’ll be the only one which could have done it.