Positon:

Goalkeeper/Outside midfielder

Shirt #:

1

Goals:

“I’m working on that one… it’ll come soon"

Nickname:

'Roc' or 'Rocster'

Catchphrase:

"Watch that backdoor!", "Penetrate!" or "Coming!" (all of which sound like the dialogue of a gay porn flick!)

If you need any proof that male models aren't all dumb, useless, mirror-loving, Zoolander-esque poseurs, you could do no worse than take a look at Rocco Santangelo. This Connecticut native is so versatile he often turns out for LA Vale as goalkeeper and an outside midfielder. He graduated from Ivy League University of Pennsylvania and won "countless trophies" at Hollywood United before being poached by Robbie from the Nike Skillz Side last year. Keep your eye on LA Vale matches to see if he pulls any blue steel-style moves mid-game!

"To try and fail is far better than to not try at all, and succeed"
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What position do you play?

I've got really good hands and a bad case of midfield envy

Height?

5'11"

What song should be LA Vale's anthem?

"Bring 'em Out" - T.I.

Who's your favourite footballer?

Iker Casillas
Marco Van Basten

Which team did you support as a child?

AC Milan (Gullit, VanBasten), then came Juventus
Newcastle (Asprilla)

Football or sex (if you had to give one up)?

Easy - football: too many time-outs and they don't even use their feet

If you could play for any team what team would it be?

I'm there...

Favourite TV show?

Entourage

Favourite film?

Last of the Mohicans
The Jungle Book

Favourite band?

TOOL, the Roots...anyone who can play well live

Jake Gyllenhal or Heath Ledger?

Ledger? I don't even know-her

How much do you bench?

About this much

Finish this sentence: If I met Liza Minelli I would...

Cross one eye and wait for a reaction

You have to get rid of either of one... dogs or cats?

Not the animal, the crazy cat-ladies. Jungle Cats are cool

Which person from history (historical or literary) would you choose to join your family and why?

Alessandra Ambrosio...we'd have beautiful babies

Biggest fear?

Being afraid

What's your real job?

I don't understand the question

Your best feature?

Patience, energy, sensitivity

Is God angry?

Maybe disappointed, but not angry

James Bond or Rocky?

Well... gotta stick with the namesake

What's the king of nuts?

Macadamia are the Champagne of Nuts, fa sho'

Can you hear the voices?

I acknowledge them, but don't listen...sayagain?

Letterman or Jay Leno?

Kimmel

Tits or ass?

Both...and face, legs, abs, arms

Is it luck or fate?

Intent

Are you happy?

Yes

Whats your porn name?

If you don't know, you better ask somebody

If you were in a successful boy band how many years would you wait before you went solo?

I prefer Pussycat Dolls

One thing I couldn't live without out...

Sneezing

Animal Planet or Planet Earth?

That's a trick question

How much for your soul (in bat)?

Soul entirely mine...body, on the other hand...

Have you ever referred to anyone as "the wind beneath your wing"?

No, but i use biofuel in my car

I'd rather be...

Sleeping

Do you have a nickname for your penis? ... Come on, don't be shy (terminator)?

Life

Most embarrassing moment?

You'll have to ask Spanish Alex

Favourite word?

Rhymes with 'cunt'

Most underrated candy bar?

Charleston Chew (frozen)

Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla?

I love my mixes... I don't discriminate

Wish you were better at...

Being selfish

Pepsi vs Coke?

Coffee vs monster

Young Pacino or old Pacino?

What's the cutoff?

Starbucks vs Coffee Bean?

Peet's for Coffee
Coffee Bean for Chai Latte
Starbucks for sexy baristas