Positon:

Midfield

Shirt #:

8

Goals:

"18 hundred thousand million”

Nickname:

Destroyer

Catchphrase:

"How can you even know that?!"

Seth Modersohn might be a vital component of LA Vale's midfield cavalry, but it wasn't always supposed to be this way. Having met Robbie at an Extreme Hunting video game camp, he accepted the popstar's offer to join his team on one condition: he could be the goalie.

Two years on, he's in midfield, and it's still a sore point: "It totally sucks because I have the coolest fingerless gloves and can catch way better than anybody else," he spouts. Despite claiming to have, "intimidating ninja moves", Iowa native Seth also has a soft side - his proudest moment came when he scored two goals in front of his mom... and he spends swathes of his free time helping out charities ranging from Athlete Connect to the Literacy Army. What a nice young man.

What position do you play?

Mostly midfield or forward or defense

Height?

6'1"

What song should be LA Vale's anthem?

Genie in a Bottle (Christina Aguilera)... I freakin' LOVE that song!
Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler)

Who's your favourite footballer?

Walter Payton

Which team did you support as a child?

I was incapable of supporting any team as a child. My parents barely had
enough money for me.

Football or sex (if you had to give one up)?

Both

If you could play for any team what team would it be?

The straight team. I don't swing both ways, if that's what you mean!

Favourite TV show?

Sons of Hollywood

Favourite film?

Fujicolor SUPERIA 100 or 200 (depending on the light)

Favourite band?

The LA Vale Band! I saw them play a show in Iowa at an after party
and they were AMAZING!

Jake Gyllenhal or Heath Ledger?

Gylledger

How much do you bench?

I don't bench (benching is for pussies), but if I did ... I'd probably do the most out of anybody!

Finish this sentence: If I met Liza Minelli I would...

...be confused

You have to get rid of either of one... dog or cats?

Both

Which person from history (historical or literary) would you choose to join your family and why?

The Rifleman. Self explanatory.

Biggest fear?

Smart women.

What's your real job?

Rock & Republic

Your best feature?

Rifling

Is God angry?

Like anyone can even know that

James Bond or Rocky?

Bocky

What's the king of nuts?

Like anyone can even know that.

Can you hear the voices?

What voices?

Letterman or Jay Leno?

Jatterman

Tits or ass?

Both

Is it luck or fate?

Is what luck or fate? Dude, you gotta tell me these kinds of things or I don't know!!!!

Are you happy?

Way super a lot!

Whats your porn name?

The Rifler

If you were in a successful boy band how many years would you wait before you went solo?

Probably forever and ever because boy bands are the coolest!

One thing I couldn't live without out ...

Oxygen ... Duh!

Animal Planet or Planet Earth?

Animal Earth

How much for your soul (in bat)?

Like anyone can even know that.

Have you ever referred to anyone as "the wind beneath your wing"?

All the time! Why? Is this some kind of joke or something?

I'd rather be...

Hanging out in Rifle City

Do you have a nickname for your penis?... Come on, don't be shy (terminator)?

Destroyer

Most embarrassing moment?

When my dad got drunk and held up the concession stand at my soccer game.
When my mom got drunk and drove on the field at my soccer game.

Favorite word?

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!

Most underrated candy bar?

Like anyone can even know that

Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla?

Do you even need to ask ... CHOCOLATE

Wish you were better at...

Being a ninja

Pepsi vs Coke?

I don't like cocaine ... I just love the way it smells!

Young Pacino or old Pacino?

Which one came over to our field in a tirade, yelling at us and kicking his dog!? He's my favorite.

Starbucks vs Coffee Bean?

Hmmm, I'd have to say they BOTH bring in about the same amount of hot
hicks.