Positon:

Midfield

Shirt #:

12

Goals:

Not many

Nickname:

Lincoln Hawk

Catchphrase:

"I played for the Maroon Turboblasters, you know"

Nicknamed ‘Lincoln Hawk' after the Sylvester Stallone character in 1980s arm-wrestling flick Over The Top, Frederick Serra is LA Vale's resident braggart.

He claims he has spent the last 25 years playing for ‘Team Good Looking' and still boasts about the time when he scored 16 goals in a game for the Maroon Turboblasters' U-12s team (despite the fact all U-12 games have scorelines like 27-15). Having joined LA Vale from Quinnipiac University, he now forms a vital component of the team's midfield armoury.

What postion do you play?

Midfield

Height?

5'8

What song should be LA Vale's anthem?

'Thong Song' By Sisqo

Who's your favourite footballer?

Cristiano Ronaldo

Which team did you support as a child?

Benfica

Football or sex (if you had to give one up)?

I really don't know

If you could play for any team what team would it be?

Barca

Favourite TV show?

Entourage

Favourite film?

Top Gun

Favourite band?

Blink 182

Jake Gyllenhal or Heath Ledger?

No comment

How much do you bench?

Enough, I don't want to embarrass my team mates

Finish this sentence: If I met Liza Minelli I would...

Drink her under the table

You have to get rid of either of one... dog or cats?

Cats suck

Which person from history (historical or literary) would you choose to join your family and why?

Swamp Fox, so I can learn how to do combat in the marshes

Biggest fear?

Getting married

What's your real job?

Accountant

Your best feature?

Total package son

Is God angry?

Not at good people

James Bond or Rocky?

James Bond

What's the king of nuts?

Planters

Can you hear the voices?

Only of success

Letterman or Jay Leno?

Leno

Tits or ass?

Ass

Is it luck or fate?

Fate

Are you happy?

Yes

What's your porn name?

Sledge Hammer

If you were in a successful boy band how many years would you wait before you went solo?

Two years

One thing I couldn't live without out...

Family and Friends

Animal Planet or Planet Earth?

Planet Earth

How much for your soul (in bat)?

Not for sale

Have you ever referred to anyone as "the wind beneath your wing"?

Nope

I'd rather be...

Partying

Do you have a nickname for your penis?... Come on, don't be shy (terminator)?

Killer

Most embarrassing moment?

Slipping down a flight of stairs at my first bar I ever went into in my freshman year of college

Favourite word?

Beer

Most underrated candy bar?

Caremello

Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla

Wish you were better at...?

Not breaking so many hearts

Pepsi vs Coke?

Coke

Young Pacino or old Pacino?

Young

Starbucks vs Coffee Bean?

Coffee Bean