Positon:

Midfield

Goals:

0

Nickname:

Simoni

Catchphrase:

"Sacre Bleur!"

Platini, Zidane, Henry... yes, the French have always had a way when it comes to churning out masterful footballing stars. Simon Toselli is no exception. French third division side Girondins de Bordeux was the first club to benefit from his tight-marking skills and eagle-like vision, before Spanish second division side Bruno Villareal beckoned. A former member of the French national U-16 squad (he even played against England at Wembley), the Gallic midfielder was snapped up by Robbie after he spotted him playing for the French Connection team. Ooh la la.