Positon:

Left back

Shirt #:

4

Goals:

0

Nickname:

Blue Steel

Catchphrase:

"You’ll have to ask the lads…"

Atten-shun! If there's one member of the LA Vale squad who you probably don't want to lunge in and tackle, it's Glen Burton.

This tenacious trooper joined LA Vale straight from a stint in the British Army infantry, while his CV also includes spells playing professional football for Sunderland and Bournemouth. Bumping into Robbie earlier this year at a Golden Globes after-party, the ex-soldier was drafted into the team and now inspires trepidation in any opponent who faces him on the pitch.

What postion do you play?

Center Back, Left Back

Height?

6'2"

What song should be LA Vale's anthem?

Any one of:
Let Me Entertain You, "Little" Angels, Me and My "Monkeys", No Regrets, Win Some Lose some

Who's your favourite footballer?

David Beckham

Which team did you support as a child?

Middlesbrough Football Club

Football or sex (if you had to give one up)?

Football

If you could play for any team what team would it be?

LA Vale FC, Middlesbrough

Favourite TV show?

Auf Wiedersehen Pet

Favourite film?

Any one of: Scarface, Ronin, Godfather Series, Blood Diamond, The Departed, Heat, Man on Fire

Favourite band?

Haven’t got one

Jake Gyllenhal or Heath Ledger?

Heath Ledger

How much do you bench?

150+

Finish this sentence: If I met Liza Minelli I would...

Not care less

You have to get rid of either of one... dogs or cats?

Wouldn't get rid of either

Which person from history (historical or literary) would you choose to join your family and why?

Albert Einstein (for obvious reasons)

Biggest fear?

Death

What's your real job?

Security Consultant

Your best feature?

My left foot and eyes

Is god angry?

No

Pick - James Bond or Rocky?

Bond, James Bond

What's the king of nuts?

No Idea

Can you hear the voices?

Yes

Letterman or Jay Leno?

Letterman

Tits or ass?

Tits

Is it luck or fate?

Bit of both

Are you happy?

Yes

What's your porn name?

Blue Steel

If you were in a successful boy band how many years would you wait before you went solo?

If the opportunity arose, straight away

One thing I couldn't live without out...

Family, blackberry

Animal Planet or Planet Earth?

Animal Planet

How much for your soul (in bat)?

Too Much

Have you ever referred to anyone as "the wind beneath your wing?"

Not yet

I'd rather be.....

Very rich

Do you have a nickname for your penis?.... come on, don't be shy (terminator)?

No

Most embarrassing moment?

Still thinking of that one

Favourite word?

Please

Most underrated candy bar?

Milky Bar

Ice cream: chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla

Wish you were better at...

Foreign Languages

Pepsi vs Coke?

Neither

Young Pacino or old Pacino?

Excellent as both

Starbucks vs Coffee Bean?

Starbucks