"FUNPOKER IS FRIGGIN' MENTAL!"
HEY FRIENDLIES …
SHIT THE BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNPOKER IS FRIGGIN' MENTAL!
LURRRRVVVVVVVVING IT………….
AMAZING BANTER….GENUINELY ''LAUGHING OUT LOUD'' WITH YOU ALL..YOU FUNNY FOOKERZZZZ
IT'S TAKEN OVER MY LIFE RIGHT NOW….THANK GOD I'M NOT RECORDING AT THE MOMENT..I'D GET NOTHING DONE…..

SOOOOOOOOOO…..
I KNOW A FEW OF YOU ARE ''UMMING AND AHHHING?'' ABOUT PLAYING …THAT'S COOL ……NO PROBS IF YOU DON'T FANCY IT..
BUT THERE IS A TUTORIAL ON THE SITE ..IT'S QUITE EASY TO LEARN
TAKES A WHILE TO GET GOOD THOUGH….EVERYDAY I'VE BEEN GOING ON I WAS WINNING MORE AND MORE CHIPS…
THINKING TO MYSELF "BRILLIANT…THIS IS EASY!"
THEN I STARTED GETTING BATTERED BY EVERYONE ; ( PEOPLE STARTED GETTING WISE TO MY STYLE OF PLAY…..
SO I'VE CHANGED MY TACTICS…I CAN'T JUST GO "ALL IN" AND EVERYBODY FOLDS ANYMORE !
I ALWAYS WANTED A GAME TO PLAY WITH YOU ALL …. I SUGGESTED BACKGAMMON A WHILE A GO…BUT THIS IS PERFECT….
AT SOME POINT I'D LIKE A TOURNAMENT AND THE WINNERS GET TO COME PLAY ME FACE TO FACE? WHADDYA THINK?
THERE'S ONLY REALLY ONE RULE…BE NICE OR BE BANNED…..NOT THAT ANYONE'S BEEN ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOVELY…...
(OH,TWO RULES…DON'T TELL ME ANY FOOTIE RESULTS ; )…I TAPE EVERYTHING OVER HERE AND WATCH STUFF BEFORE I GO TO BED)
COME JOIN THE FUN…(IT'S FREE!)
SOCCER AID'S BACK ON THEN!
THE LIST OF PEOPLE PLAYING IS VERY IMPRESSIVE…HOLLYWOOD-TASTIC…
WE GOT A BIT SLACK WITH THE LAST GAME….IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN…I'M WATCHING YOU MICHAEL SHEEN!
YOUR NEXT ROLE BETTER BE "MY LEFT FOOT TWO" COS THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY AFTER I'VE FINISHED WITH YOU….
HAVING SAID THAT ..I'VE GOT TO FIX MY BACK…
I JUMPED OFF THE STUDIO ROOF A WEEK AGO "TO SEE IF I STILL COULD" EVIDENTLY I CAN'T….
LESSON LEARNT….. WHEN YOU STOP JUMPING OVER THINGS TO SEE IF YOU CAN..LEAVE IT …….
I'M LOVING THESE TWO SONGS RIGHT NOW..BIG IN DA HOUSE
TOTAL CHARISMA ….CUTE AS FUCK! I GUESS THAT ***** GETTING EATEN…..
AND THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD IN FRIGGIN AGES…ANGELIC MAZIN'
WHILE I'M HERE
A GOOD MATE OF MINE "BMX DAVE"
HAS STARTED A NEW T-SHIRT WEBSITE…ALL HIS OWN DESIGNS….
HE'S BEEN HELPING ME OUT WITH ART …..
THE MAN IS A GREAT TALENT UNDISCOVERED …..
IF YOUR HUSBANDS, BOYFRIENDS OR YOUR GOOD SELF
HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR BMX HE'S YOUR MAN….
AS ALWAYS
MUCH LOVE
ROBERTO X
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After I joined Funpoker I darent go in coz I didn't know how to play so left it but then one night I plucked the courage to go in,didn't have a clue,didn't know what fold,call,check or raised meant but I found the raise worked,so I just raised for few hours and got 37k in few hours,I told peeps I didn't know what I was doing,well I soon did and my house chores are very much being neglected but who cares,its very much fun and very much mental. ~Mindflare~
Make sure you have it noted that you take no responsibility for any children, husbands, pets or housework harmed or neglected in the terms & conditions :) XxxxxxX
I laughed so much when I saw this pic, after joining up funpoker over easter, I totally understood it. Yes friggin mental. First 2 nights of playing I played till 4.30am. Then played again as soon as I woke up. Kids thought I was on strike :) Lovin the funpoker. XxxxxxX
I have to say that....I really love the hair style! Crazy but gorgeous! =)
im building up all my chips to play with ya .... and im gona beat and whip ur arse mr williams when i get luckee enuff to play poker with ya ....... im addicted im living and sleeping fun poker atm haha oooppps its taken ova my life wtf hey .... x x
Love the indigenous drums in Azealia's song. The second song is truly angelic, the sound of Gensis meets synthesizers with a hybrid voice of Vandross and Astley :) Thank you for sharing great music Robbie!
Azealia Banks song is the most played song in my car this week (funny looks from fellow drivers at traffic lights!)......Also...translated in "poker chat filter" terms, it would be more like ----------> "I guess that poker getting eaten"! :)
I've not yet signed up to fun poker yet as It looks quite fun and addictive ( I just dont have the spare time to do it justice) I have envied my friendlies as you've shared your stories of late nights with each other and Rob. So Sad to hear @NorthernBirds story. Hope there are systems to keep you all safe. It's so nice to read all the blogs of support and I am sure that together you can weed out any bitterness and enjoy the site for the fun it is meant to be. @Northern Bird take comfort from the friendlies who care. Helen xxxxx
night time in my land, night Sweet dream xxx
well frigg me! never did I think I would play hide & seek in a poker room!!! well I suppose it was more us hiding and @miss sexy not really having a clue were we went LOL...only joined in for the last hour of the madness in there last night and actually had real tears rolling down my eyes!! so funnt...long may it continue - so much fun...and me...I dont even seek you out anymore!!! What's that all about ;) - Just to know you are near is enough, thanks Rob you are one in a million xoxox
I miss you so much! I hope we will play poker together.I think it would be fun. soooooooooo.... bye bye! I love you so much!
I miss you so much! I hope we will play poker together.I think it would be fun. soooooooooo.... bye bye! I love you so much!
@Frieda thanks for the link with Mark's song. I had come across it around Christmas time and found it very touching. What a thoughtful and creative man Mark is. Wonder if he has recorded it .. ~ Sei jegrüßt;) Silke
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Guten Tag und hallo lieber Robert, nice hair, nice lips, I love looking at you, how I wish now that I sit next to you..... I hope I can be back to enjoy live.....lots of kisses and hugs from germany!!!!
….The charity that Mark was supporting is run by a lady who lost her son to myotubular and every year on his birthday, sends a paper lantern to the sky. Mark was so touched by the story, he wrote the song to perform at the concert – ” Lantern”… . Found this and its just so beautiful - goose bumps. Gosh, i am going to cry now. . http://youtu.be/3_KVF5wgZqo . Love, Frieda
Friggin mental indeed Mr. Williams! ~ Haven’t had too much opportunity to play yet but I wasn’t too bad at all! All the tutorial reading paid at last. And so much fun to interact with the friends from the blog in a live chat, it’s such a scream and very lively. ~ I found out that I have already fulfilled some achievements, among others winning with an “all in”, oh geeee, I was hiding under the table when I did that but I won. Hah! Know a good hand when I see one! ~ I am so excited for everyone going to Soccer Aid 2012, especially @Maminou from France. Loooove that you are just doing it!!! This is your year! So many people I know from here are going. I will be watching on the internet, hopefully. And I’ll get all the close ups hahaa! ~ And @fellow German friendlie KCL!! Report back in detail, everyone. ~ Much love all around from Silke xx
Haha dear Rob, now i'm addicted to RWFP. You are to blame. ;) Thank you for this really good website. I love it. :)
I played with u wiht lovely friendlies .. U talkin in chat wth nit sound intiersting sorry if not realy share with my opinon or chat but im realy enjoyed with u i won too always in high room i can haha... cant wait ur pic on blog ..lol bless u !
HI BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYES;)))T.B.W/BEAUTIFUL LIPS;)))HOLA CHIQUILLO BELLO;)))TODAYYYYY;))NO,NOT "WILL74"THE ONLY ONE,THE REAL,REAL;)) A NEW PIC OF YOU,GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD;)))SORRY;))FUCKING BAD BOY WHAT BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE;)))JESUS SWEET LITTLE ANGEL LOVE THAT PIC,WHAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE AS ALWAYS,YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU DO THAT;)))REALLY YOU ARE A FFFFF.BEAUTIFUL DOLL;)))I'M SO HAPPY,A NEW PIC OF YOU AS YOU ARE NOW,REALLY BEAUTIFUL,LOVE YOUR LONG HAIR,YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR,GOD BLESS YOU MY BRAVE SWEET BOY;)))HAPPY AND SWEET DREAMS,KNOW IS EARLY THERE SO YOU DONT GO TO SLEEP,BUT ANYWAY SWEET DREAMS,OH;))))MUCHO,MUCHO,MUCHO AMOR CHICO BUENO Y BELLO,BLESS UP,LOVE YOU BEAUTIFUL STRANGER,BYE,BYE LINDO,LINDO,CUIDATE MUCHO,MUCHO,HAPPY COS I'M SURE YOU NEVER BACK TO SMOKE,I FEEL IS THE BEST THING YOU ARE DOING FOR YOURSELF LITTLE GOD'S CHILD,BLESS YOU MI PEQUENO Y DULCE ANGEL,ALL THE BLESS ALWAYS"ANGELS";((("GOOD BOY"X
Hi There Rob! How's the back? hope you are much better. heard a lovely song today, have a listen its "i wont give up" by Jason Mraz (lyric Video) xxx
@infowars ........ . What a great thing to say about Rob's fans! Rob strikes me as a friendly and nonjudgmental guy and he attracts some pretty wonderful people into his world as a result. Your kind words about us all are much appreciated. . Just want to add my encouragement for @nothernbird... I hope all the support you are receiving on here overwhelms any feelings of negativity you had as a result of one person. . We are a nice bunch and it shows when something not so nice happens.
Have to say: Thanks to the girls and boys at the come undone table last night!! misssexy, jools68, twolly,swasys, fraggle,robbiesara and all the others!!!Jools birthday party ;) it was one of the best poker nights ever...laughed so much!!!thanks xxx
havent really posted on here but loving the poker and the people on there, rob should be proud to have you all as fans your top bunch and long may it continue....that is all :D
I think I become addicted ! Thanks Roberto
Registered since 2 days !!!!! and I like playing poker ...amazing and funny. Thanks for this blog beacause it tempted me to play xxx
@northernbird i too have just read your story and i can't believe it why are people so nasty why can't they just have fun. I just think that the green eyed monster came out ,at work they think i'm mad for playing it don't know why i told them about it, again they don't believe thats its really rob but i know it is & as he told me i have to trust my heart and i do completely and as rob said anyway f*** em .Don't let them put you off there's plenty of people who like you and as rob says step aside.....luv jo
@NorthernBird - just read what've happened to you! So sorry to hear that! I've also tried getting nasty messages like that before (not in relation to the poker), and I know how it feels... it's not funny! But you just have to step aside, as you do, 'cos it's not your problem, it's the person who's got something bad to say about you who's got a problem! I hope you're okay and you won't take the PM seriously, 'cos you've done nothing wrong :) Sending big hugs to you xxx
Rob.............how the chuffin hell do you play poker lol I took one look and nearly papped me pants pmsl xxx
ps think i would do MUCH better at Backgammon if you want to launch it!!!
Seemed to have got hooked on funpoker m'self, even though i'm pretty rubbish, managed to bet my whole pot twice t'other night both times by accident! :o Great to chat with you all and share a lollipop or a stout with you all! Look out for me, I'll be the one merrily chatting away and missing my turn and inadvertently folding!
FFS Rob, what are u doing to me, I'm watching all ur vids on music on demand and I'm in tears, u got me an emotional wreck babe, u have the most intense effect of me in every way possible, probs got something to do with I've been trying to get to see you for donkeys but its been one disaster after another :-( I'm fookin gutted I haven't been able to see you after 22 years boohoo, do u think I should just admit defeat and give up, because I don't think me ticker can handle it anymore lol think I will have to just make do with seeing u in my dreams, and very nice they are too, ( especially the one last night) wink wink. You think that I'm strong, your wrong, your wrong......love you Mr W..Yvonne xxx
Hey Rob, Hi Friendlies, I did my first tournament yesterday to try to win more chips. I was very proud of myself as I was really worried about it, cos i'm crap, but amazingly i actually came 4th out of 22 players, flukey i think lol.Unfortunately though you win no chips for 4th place, urgggg but i overcame my fear and had a great time. If others are worried about doing a tournie, don't be, just have a go, you never know you might even win. (((Hugs))) to all and extra love for Rob from Julie.XXX
By the way, think i'm a bit addicted to the Sit'n'Go tourneys...loving them! :)
HELLO MR MOOOOOOST HANDSOME! Watched (again)your Berlin gig 2005 on dvd today... OOOOH those golden legs!!! Just love your dancing!!! So I hope you don't act Superman ever again ;) LOL... Have a great week! Hugs from Pinja
nooooo, dont change your name and avi...just because one person has over-stepped the mark, why should other people suffer. Robs doing something amazing for us so why let one idiot spoil it?? x
Can we just stop just stop discussing and do what we want to do??? 'cause playing poker!!! so many upset people here :( it was so much fun to play during the last 2 weeks... @Rob do us a favor: change your nick, change your avatar and dont tell anyone about your new one. its a shame what is happening right here :( something positive went into something negative, never thought that this could happen!
I didn't know this game at all but now that I'm trying I always want to play... even my husband sits next to me to teach me the rules... it's a good way to have fun... Thanks for this idea Rob ;-) Xoxo to all the friendlies
@Northernbird - Although I'm still 'Odd One Out Friendlie' who is "UMMING and AHHHING" about Funpoker (sorreee Robbieee!!) - I just wanted to say I read your story and am really sorry & annoyed to hear that's happened. No place for such nonsense on Rob's site - forget it, keep playing and enjoy yourself! Love Amy No1 x
@dirce, it was you as I know, always there to relax atmosphere. I saw that you came on FunPoker. It's good! We can meet us there. It's true, now I play more poker than I come on the blog. But I still see your comments and I think of you often. Big kisses & lot of hugs, and see you soon on FP. I hope you kept your name to identify you .... lol
hiya, im still working on my poker skills... :-/ got the poker face down to a tee though......hehe...yeah i know.......it may very well not be of any use on the internet...but it was sooo much easier to learn :-) xxxxxxx
Changing completely the topic: Many friendlies have said they love your hair like this, the unicorn-hairstyle. I disagree, but that is not the point. I'm worried because the Soccer Aid is coming, and Rob's quiff could stick the ball, and it's no good. The Rest of the World could claim (and the tabloids would love to spread) that Rob doesn't have fair play and appeals to arguable tatics...
Northern - my comment wasnt pointed to you, but to the person that wrote u stupid things. - I understand why u posted ur frustration here :) Hugs :)
One last thought which has also come up at tables ... I really wish some (yet very few) players wouldn't take the whole thing as a competition with the one and ONLY goal to chat with Rob, but also as a coming together of friendlies where you can have lots of fun while playing poker, if you wish, cause that's what it's all meant to be. Even if most of us aren't lucky enough to challenge the man himself. ;) x
Winterbird is right,I tried to delete my post last night but couldn't, I didn't want to cause an atmosphere... lets change the subject...please :) X yaaay sit & go tourneys on the FP...these really are the way forward for anyone wanting to up their chips to get to the bigger tables :) x
... And then I really think that it's a disgrace (spelled how?) that the mood is like this :( This blog and RW.com in general is a place to be happy and have a laugh - And we all really should be gratefull that we have the oppotunety to acually communicate with our fantastic Rob.. How many other fans has that possibility to interact with their biggest idol?! If I didn't already love Rob, I'd sure love him for that fact alone <3
@Northern - There's always people that'll try to bring others down - Just dont let them! If it's possible, Id write to the admin of the site - cant people get banned or something? Ive played poker 3-4 times, but never been lucky enough to play whit Rob online as well.. Unfortunately, but that does not mean, that I dont fancy all of the friendlies whos played/chatted with him several times. I think it great wheter its me or another friendlie who gets the honour of doing so <3
@Northern "All We Need Is Love"...and love is all you've received here so far...and as you said below (and my mum used to always say to me) "If you cant say anything nice, then don't say anything at all" and as a wise man once said...Step Aside, follow the happy, they wont spoil this for us all and I mean ALL of us, everyone is welcome "with wide open arms" xoxox
Good idea Birdie,lets give the blog back to Rob and everyone who wants to tell him something about what he is writing in the blog.
We've been through so much together. Forget the people who cause trouble in our lovely community. We are strong and ALL WE NEED IS LOVE ;-) dup di dup di dup. Greetings from Germany