Jonny's Parts

A hotel in Antwerp ….I think .. They asked me to sign their book….It was a shit hotel …so I told them

I hate the dentist ….. but my teeth are battered ……I was there more  times than I saw me mum last year.

Jonny's got the biggest thighs in showbiz …..I can’t believe for the amount of time I’ve known him I’ve never seen his cock. Strange,we used to live together and all that…He’s seen mine .I have no problem walking around naked…. He doesn’t like it though …. He’s very private about his penis … I'm not saying I want to see it or anything its just strange that it's never cropped up.

did I ever tell you how much I hate paparrazi?

I had an ‘ Elvis off’ with this bloke….The women behind the counter kept saying “you must wait ,you must wait … Elvis is coming" I think he won…It’s a Chinese restaurant ..The same day this photo was taken I came up with the Pure Francis idea.. That never happened….It was fun for a while though……I was on the phone to max Beesley
I asked if there were lots of girls where he was… He said "Kid ,the place is full of pure Francis" I thought , "I’ll have that!"

Some people looking at me……..below...