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"THINK KARL LAGERFELD BUT FROM STOKE…"

22 Jul 2011
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Robert Williams

@DREAMSLEUTH,,,,10.50.WHO'S YOUR FRIEND'S HUSBAND'S BOSS?IF IT'S A MAN NAMED MARK THEN YES IF NOT ....BOLLOCKS....
@HANNAHS...10.35 YEAH I'M PROUD OF THAT ONE...CHEERS FOR LIKING ME STUFF... ; )
@MISSSEXY....10.15...I LOVE YOU MAN TOO X
@CHOP.9.49..YEAH I DID...WE WERE GOING TO PULL ROCK DJ BUT I THOUGHT FUCK IT...IN FOR A PENNY ....
@LADYPAM9.45 LOVE THE BADGES..DOES IT COME IN PINK?
@ROBS FRIEND...9.41 HELL YEAH ME AND AYDA ARE VERY EXCITED...I DON'T HAVE A FAV HOUSE MATE
@SHARONLISA..9.17 MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
@JES-72..8.59...IT FELT MAJESTIC AND REALLY COMFY.....
@MARGHERITA1980.....9.02 IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL THAT YOU AND MANY PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN SO FONDLY
ABOUT THE 90S AND THE 80S ..THEY MEAN A LOT TO ME... SO THE 00S?DON'T YOU THINK THIS DECADE IS PASSING A BIT
UNNOTICED?LIKE IT DOESN'T HAVE AN IDENTITY?I'D LIKE TO WRITE THE 00S BUT CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY...
I'LL TRY AND GIVE IT A GO
@LADYPAM.9.03..THAT'S VERY TOUCHING THANK YOU...I'VE GOT AN IDEA...BUT PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M NUTS...
HOW ABOUT I GET 80THOU 90THOU PEOPLE IN A FIELD AND DO EXACTLY THAT BUT FOR THE WORLD?
A MASS MASSIVE POSITIVE PROJECTION?
@SARAHA3776.....8.03...YEAH BAB, I'D HAD NO SLEEP AND WENT TO THE STADIUM TO TRY AND SEE IF I COULD
SHAKE IT OFF....THERE WAS NO SHAKING IT OFF ...
@MAGDALA.7.53......THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION...
IT IS BEING DELT WITH...WITH OUT YOU
WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN...
@RACOONROCKY7.....6.09...WORST WEATHER..MANCHESTER THIS YEAR.....
@AMBRA MARIE....6.06....I DID A SEANCE IN THAT PUB....SAW SOME STRANGE STUFF
@KHJORTH.5.55,,,BAB IT'S LOGISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ….I'M SORRY : (
@MAWI...5.50..ME AND THE LADS ARE HAVING A JOINT LOVE IN..IT'S VERY VERY SPECIAL RIGHT NOW...
OUR NEW DOG? BETTY BEAR WILLIAMS
@AMYNO1FRIEND...5.30 BALSAMIC …..I'M POSH... ; )
@MELNAVAN.5.20 YEAH THINGS HAVE CHANGED THE BOYS HAVE A KINDA BLANKET ACCEPTANCE...
RE.THE CHANGE IN PERCEPTION,,,,,IT'S VERY GROWN UP OF EVERYONE,...WELL DONE TASTE ; )
@LUACEN...5.31...GOOD WORDS BAB.YOU DIDN'T SAY TOO MUCH AT ALL
@SAL...4.37PM I WAS THINKING THE MUSHROOM OF A NUCLEAR BOMB....
@SCOSHA35,,2.14 ...FUNNY BAB..LIKES IT
@BKJ.12.36..I LOVED NKOTB THEY WERE LIKE POP GODS...I WANTED TO BE DONNY.....

@ROBBIE'S ANGEL….1.13…WELL,I'M FAR FROM ZEN BAB.BUT I'VE COME ON LEAPS AND BOUNDS...
I'M STILL LEARNING.I'VE ACQUIRED A WORKING FILTER FOR ANY HATE BOMBS COMING MY WAY.
THOUGH I DID LOSE MY SHIT JUST RECENTLY OVER SOMEONE'S ILL-MANNERED BEHAVIOUR...
THE FEROCIOUS BEAST THAT IS MY TEMPER IS STILL ALIVE..I'VE JUST MANAGED TO MINIMALIZE
IT'S EFFECT.
WHAT ONCE SEEMED INSURMOUNTABLE NOW (BECAUSE OF PRACTICE )IS SECOND NATURE....
I WOULD BE BESIDE MYSELF WITH ANGER AND RAGE TOWARDS ANY OFF-COLOUR REMARKS
FROM THE PRESS ABOUT LOBSTERGATE IN THE PAST...
BUT NOW,I TRULY DON'T CARE....
THE PROBLEM WAS THE CONSTANT STREAM OF LIES AND ABUSE MADE MY HURT
JUSTIFIABLE AND WHEN YOU PUT STOCK IN THE JUSTICE OF IT ALL YOU LOSE PERSPECTIVE....
THERE MAY NOT BE JUSTICE SERVED OR GAME WON BUT IT IS WITHIN YOUR MEANS TO NOT GIVE A SHIT...
YEAH SHIT'S BAD AND A SMALL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL...SO?
IT'S ONLY YOU THAT CAN LET THEM......BUT IT TAKES PRACTICE AND VIGILANCE....
WHEN YOU'VE HAD A VICTIM MENTALITY FOR ALL OF YOUR ADULT LIFE IT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME UNDOING....

@XAN..2.21...THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD READ....

@SALLYDUMBIT..11.50 MELANCHOLIC ABOUT NOT REALLY GETTING TO MEET ME AND SPEND TIME WITH ME?
THESE ARE THE CARDS WE'VE BEEN GIVEN YOU PLAY YOUR HAND TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITIES AND I'LL PLAY MINE...
WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD....THIS IS LIFE.....GET OVER IT.....ON THE FLATNESS OF A COMPUTER SCREEN THAT MAY SEEM
UNSYMPATHETIC..IT'S NOT..WHY WASTE ANY MORE TIME SEMI-TORTURING YOURSELF?IT'S JUST A CHANGE OF PERSPECTIVE AWAY.....
LIFE'S CRUEL ...WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? MASSIVE HINT...HAVE IT NOT BE ; )X

SO,MY TYPING FINGERS ARE WORKING....I CAN PUT MY THOUGHTS IN AN ORDER (ALBEIT RANDOM)..I THINK I'M BACK....!

QUESTION.HAS ANYONE EVER TRIPPED OVER THEIR SHOELACES BECAUSE THEY WERE UNTIED?
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THIS WAS ALL A LIE....I'VE ASKED AROUND TODAY AND NOONE HAS....

I HAD THREE MEETINGS WHILE I WAS BACK IN LONDON....
ONE WITH THE SALES STAFF FOR FARRELL...I THINK IT WENT WELL...
BUT I WAS A BIT 'BRAVEHEART' WITH THEM...I DID STADIUM WILLIAMS TO ABOUT 20
UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS....I WENT A BIT TOO "CARPE DIEM" .....

AMONGST OTHER THINGS I TRIED TO IMPRESS ON THEM WAS THE "LOVE YOUR AUDIENCE" MOTTO THAT I'VE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE....
MY PET PEEVE IS GOING INTO A STORE AND HAVING SOME FUCKWIT TRYING TO IMPOSE THEIR SUPERIORITY OVER YOU...
AND YOU ARE SUPERIOR HOW? BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE PRICE OF THAT ITEM OF CLOTHING ?GOLF CLAP ANY ONE?
MAKES ME SO MAD I WANNA three stooges nyuk nyuk nyuk‏ - YouTube

ANYWAY,I WANT YOU TO BE MY SECRET SHOPPERS.NOT OBLIGED TO BUY ANYTHING IN ANY WAY.....
I JUST WANT SOME HONEST FEEDBACK...HOW YOU WERE TREATED AND HOW THE EXPERIENCE MADE YOU FEEL..FARRELL OPENING SOON....

THEN I WENT AND HAD A MEETING WITH A RECORD COMPANY ABOUT THE FUTURE DEAL....
ALL ROSY...ALL GOOD..VERY EXCITING

GOT ME THINKING THOUGH...HOW I COME BACK WHEN I COME BACK?
IT'S GOT TO BE A BIT DIFFERENT...

NEW MIC,NEW MIC STAND,NEW LOOK,NEW PRESENTATION OF MYSELF AS AN ENTERTAINER....
I'M SURE THERE'S SO MUCH MORE I'M CAPABLE OF THAT I HAVEN'T TUNED INTO YET....

THE THOUGHT OF PROMO-ING AND DOING WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE DOESN'T SIT RIGHT....
BORING IN FACT...I NEEDS A SPRUCE...ANY IDEAS.....?

THE THIRD MEETING WAS WITH MY DESIGN TEAM FOR FARRELL.......
AWESOME,AWESOME CLOBBER....
I WAS CREATING DARLINGS....THINK KARL LAGERFELD BUT FROM STOKE...NOW YOU GET THE PICTURE...

ANYWAYS…I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET SOME ZEDS..

ONWARD FRIENDLIES.....

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Michelle's picture

Still wondering what you think of the gig you played in Denmark July 15th? After you got sick, everything has been focusing on the negative side of your visit in Denmark, but I would really love to hear your honest opinion about that gig! I was there, front row, and had the best time of my life... Thank you so much bab! It was a real honor meeting you :) xxxx

elainte's picture

hi robbie really hope ur feeling better and the 2 concerts in dublin were amazing and life definging for all of us i live in a place called cork city irelands real capital and every year we have a music festival live at the marquee its a small gig only holds 5 thousand but before u laugh some of the greats have played here we had pink,lady gaga,sir elton john,bob dylan,rod stewart,byran adams and lots of others would u consider a small gig like that u wouldnt even have to sing we would gladly just bow to the worlds greatest entainer please think about it next yr mightnt suit but whenever it does cork would give u the biggest welcome enjoy the rest of your tour and stay well lots of love elainexxxx

Michelle's picture

About your new dog... Nice to finally know the name of it, but I'm still dying of curiosity to see it! Could you please be a sweetheart and show us a picture? I love dogs, and would really love to see your new dog :) Hugs xxxx

xxtasha88xx's picture

@offthehook lmfao I thought i was clumsy how on earth do fall down standing still that would be hilarious to see xx

Magdala's picture

Are you going to sue them? Cool. Re tripping on my shoelaces... No!!! Thanks for bringing this to my attention. My mother is a liar :(

gerries b's picture

Back in the day,late eighties when fila basket ball boots were in,my lace on the right one looped around the hook on the left,thus paralising both feet and i went down like a sack of sh.. potatoes.And a bystander asked me if i was alright,or was i just suffering from bruised pride!Does that count?

Michelle's picture

Re-Badges.. I knew you would want it in Pink, Rob! So obvious ;) I believe mine is pink... or at least that's what I want it to be... Glad you like our badges - Well done @Ladypam! xx

COLORMORE's picture

Regarding a comeback....new image try the one you use for Swing...its a change..but not a total change...Rob we love you for who you are whoever you are...why change?? Just be you...be Rob not Robbie if it makes you happy...whatever you do you'll still be loved...xx

offthehook's picture

#1 - I have totally tripped on my shoelaces, but I am an absolute clutz - fell down once when I was standing still. #2 - Hmmm sad to hear about the new mic stand... love your mic moves! Hopefully you don't stray too far - you should have those moves should be trademarked!! #3 - love that you loved NKOTB - I am seeing them on August 7 (in order to celebrate your Anniversary hahaha)... I have a Meet & Greet ticket, so I should bring you up in conversation... perhaps a NKOTB/Take That show next time around?? It would beat NKOTBSB hands down!! #4 - PLEASE please please please please come to Canada as part of your next tour/promo.... I am already dreading the domestic that hubby and I will have if I have to tell him that I am travelling to another country to see you in concert.... already happened once for Mexico!! Love that your fingers have healed and Lobstergate is finally behind you!

xxtasha88xx's picture

Nope never tripped over shoe laces but im clumsy and trip sometimes on a flat surface in flip flops haha just realised though i say it to my son all the time let mammy tie your laces or your going to fall..but will he?? HAHA i just did the golf clap while reading and laughing you are so right.. so what you know the price of that dress big deal... I am Natasha Fucking Livingstone whats your point LOL Can I ask Robbie the 24hr Party People T-Shirt.. Any chance that print will be put onto a vest??? I absolutely love it but I cant get away with t-shirts I Hate the way they cling to the armpit area lol..1000% NEED it on a vest be perfect for my jollys and fashionable for the Euro next year woop :-)))) x x

KarmaKiller82's picture

Ok mate, you want an hint for your comeback? What about a massive signing in trafalgar square? :D a lil bit scary u say? Well... yes, maybe! But I'd go for a singing anyway, you now seem less paranoid about the contact with your fans and I guess that a lot of "your friends" would appreciate shaking your hand or giving you a hug to wish you good luck on your new solo album. What about your clothing line? Sorry I'm not well informed, where is it going to be sold? London only? Or is it going to be international? Have a good day (is the tour over yet?) if it's not, keep on rocking, if it is, enjoy some deserved rest! xx Valentina

Tici's picture

Almost tripped over my shoelaces... yeah, did happen. Was standing on the lace of the shoe i was trying to put forward (yeah, my foot was in of course!) and that clearly didn't work.. >>>> QUESTION<<<<<< What happened with the filming in Wembley that was supposed to happen? restricted view tickets were sold etc. Was the footage from rainy Manchester good enough anyway?? I hope so, otherwise you missed a hell of a opportunity filming july 2th.... not because i was there but i thought the atmosphere, the weather etc was great!! Take care! XX

HotChoccy's picture

I can trip over almost anything! Once walked into a (University) ball with a full glass of wine in my hand, tripped on my heels, when down into a kind of bob right down to the floor, came up again with my glass still held aloft and got a round of applause! But I do that kind of thing every day! Clumsy clot!

robbies jojo's picture

Tripping over untied shoelaces has been done...by my 8 year old son Harry, im not sure if he actually trips because they are always untied or if hes got two left feet..time will tell :) Ideas for promo? well we want you to do something so we are not waiting for ages to see your cheeky smile and hear your new songs so i have a take that fansite on facebook, its been made secret (shhhh) because we try to avoid idiots on other pages anyway, how about you do a private show for us, we give you feedback, promo done ;) seriously i think what youve always done has always paid off i defo think you should go on Jonathan Ross show in september he is always brilliant with you so maybe showcase the new stuff there? Or just set aside 2 weeks for promo, once people hear your music word will spread and the rest will take care of itself...oh i have an idea A Live show on youtube??? ive heard its been done or can be done...anyway my brain isnt working at full capacity, im a nightowl so i may be back at 1am with better ideas :) have an amazing show tonight babe, only 3 left wow thats gone so fast, when you go onstage tonight please take our love with you, its lovely to hear you are feeling so much better. Love to you, ayda and the boys, special hug to Gary because im so proud of you both xxx

COLORMORE's picture

How many hounds do you have now? have lost count...Sorry...have you still got Sid & the other 2 big doggies? If so how do they get on with all the little uns?? How do you manage to stop them from making doggy babies with girls & boys...My little man would be humping till his hearts content...lol..he would like to make lots of Doggy babies! Ssssshhh we have a date for him in August,he is going to meet with my friends russell & they going to become hubby & wife ;) We get pick of the litter so will have a new baby Neo joining our family :))

Kezbert's picture

Ooh big blog today! Yay! Welcome back typing fingers! :-) Is Farrell going to be in department stores? Which ones? Please say Debenhams, we don't have any other department stores in shitty Ipswich! xxx

xLeighx's picture

However you come back i'm sure it will, as always, be awesome, and when the time comes you'll know exactly how to do it and what is the right way for you. I have every faith that it will be amazing.x

Sugamams's picture

Why do not do a theater tour with a swinging new album?

Athokas's picture

Glad to hear you are feeling better! I was so disappointed when I missed you in Parken last saturday but, now that some time has passed, most people who was there, myself included, have realized that sometimes shit just happens and though everyone thinks its a damn shame, there's nothing anyone can do about it. Hopefully I'll get to see you perform another time maybe in a couple of years:). Ideas for new approaches to promo-ing? Hmmm, being fans we can hardly be impartial, so it's hard to say what would appeal to the masses and what wouldn't, but whatever you do, I hope that you find a solution that you a completely comfortable with. Peace out!

icklebig's picture

*hopes for a Stokie-Lagerfeld without the rather snotty/snooty attitude...winks* xx

frances49's picture

Whats the truth? One of the tabloids has said that the boys are fed up with your swearing rants (I was there on 8/7/11 and you swore but it was hardly anything to get excited about). I personally dont believe it, just making something out of nothing typical tabloid. Keep doing what you are doing its brilliant x

bexdominey's picture

Rob, I have stumbled on my shoe laces! Such a div! Sounds like you are well on the road to recovery, glad to have you back! All of your meetings sound very exciting can't wait to see the full range of clothes! Your relaunch sounds very exciting to I am sure whatever you do will be amazing and I for one can't wait to get hold of your new stuff and see you on tour! Keep well Mr Williams, loving you always, Bex x

Corinella's picture

Looking forward seeing you in Munich next week. You have to go to a nice Beergarden if it's possible!

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