Sorry, but this doesn't work for me either.
1. You don't look like this. You are much more beautiful.
2. The women are kind of ugly, too.
3. There is the depth missing, that you have. It's superficial.
4. The whole scenery seems to be so "stupid". So "heartless and empty". (Maybe that's how it was, but there is a spark missing, that explains, how it came to it...)
5. It's not funny. It's just not funny!
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Damn and I was hopping to be turned on by the X rating - pants!!!!!
Sorry, but this doesn't work for me either. 1. You don't look like this. You are much more beautiful. 2. The women are kind of ugly, too. 3. There is the depth missing, that you have. It's superficial. 4. The whole scenery seems to be so "stupid". So "heartless and empty". (Maybe that's how it was, but there is a spark missing, that explains, how it came to it...) 5. It's not funny. It's just not funny!